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	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a Bird, It&amp;#8217;s a Plane&amp;#8230;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;#8230;it&amp;#8217;s a pantload, more like.&lt;/em&gt; Exhibit A is one of the true gems of suicide-inducing television, the infamous &lt;em&gt;Superman: The Musical&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Based on a failed 1960s Broadway musical, the 1975 TV special was part of &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;ABC&lt;/span&gt;&amp;#8217;s attempt at broadcasting &#8220;edgy&#8221; entertainment in order to compete with &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;NBC&lt;/span&gt;&#8217;s &lt;em&gt;Saturday Night Live&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The plot of the musical is of course moronic: an egotistical reporter for the Daily Planet, Max Mencken, is jealous of all the attention Superman gets in the press and from his adoring public. He hatches a plot to bring Superman down not by using any kind of super-weapon, but by turning the public against him, thus giving Superman a negative self-image.  Ya.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;With cardboard sets, the production looks like it was produced on a budget of a buck and a half with money left over. Superman looks like&amp;#8230; well, &lt;em&gt;look&lt;/em&gt; at him. Lois is so perky that you want to shoot her in the face.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And then they start singing.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;red&quot;&gt;He brings the orphans Christmas turkey.&lt;br /&gt;He flew my asthmatic son to Albuquerque.&lt;br /&gt;Yes, when the world&amp;#8217;s moral standards grow murky&lt;br /&gt;We need him.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Not as bad as the whining, though:&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;red&quot;&gt;Why must I, the Man of Steel&lt;br /&gt;Feel as helpless as a man of straw?&lt;br /&gt;They used to hold me in such awe;&lt;br /&gt;Why must the strongest man in the world&lt;br /&gt;Be the bluest man, tell me why?&lt;br /&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t they know the strongest man can cry?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;One thing&#8217;s for sure, fanboy&amp;#8212;you&#8217;ll be the one crying by the time this one&amp;#8217;s through.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;This TV special aired once only at 11:30 pm, has &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;NEVER BEEN RELEASED OFFICIALLY&lt;/span&gt;, AND &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;NEVER WILL BE&lt;/span&gt;. It is provided for collectors only, as a curioso object. Comes in the beautiful case shown above.&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.antimattermultiverse.com/files/shops/0000/8622/assets/Superman%20Musical%20DVD.gif&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; alt=&quot;Superman The Musical DVD&quot; style=&quot;padding: 0 50px 0 0;&quot;/&gt; 
&lt;strong&gt;Specifications&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.antimattermultiverse.com/pages/about-our-releases&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Learn what these terms mean)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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	&lt;li&gt;Running Time: 100min&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Format: &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;DVD&lt;/span&gt;-R&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Language: English&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Subtitles: None&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Video System: &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;NTSC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Region: 0 &lt;em&gt;(No Region Protection)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Audio quality: 7/10&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Picture quality: 7/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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  <title>Superman: The Musical [1975 TV Special]</title>
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Supermaaaaaaan! Shoot me.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

*It's a Bird, It's a Plane...*

_...it's a pantload, more like._ Exhibit A is one of the true gems of suicide-inducing television, the infamous _Superman: The Musical_.

Based on a failed 1960s Broadway musical, the 1975 TV special was part of ABC's attempt at broadcasting &#8220;edgy&#8221; entertainment in order to compete with NBC&#8217;s _Saturday Night Live_.

The plot of the musical is of course moronic: an egotistical reporter for the Daily Planet, Max Mencken, is jealous of all the attention Superman gets in the press and from his adoring public. He hatches a plot to bring Superman down not by using any kind of super-weapon, but by turning the public against him, thus giving Superman a negative self-image.  Ya.

With cardboard sets, the production looks like it was produced on a budget of a buck and a half with money left over. Superman looks like... well, _look_ at him. Lois is so perky that you want to shoot her in the face.

*And then they start singing.*

&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;red&quot;&gt;He brings the orphans Christmas turkey.
He flew my asthmatic son to Albuquerque.
Yes, when the world's moral standards grow murky
We need him.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

Not as bad as the whining, though:

&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;red&quot;&gt;Why must I, the Man of Steel
Feel as helpless as a man of straw?
They used to hold me in such awe;
Why must the strongest man in the world
Be the bluest man, tell me why?
Don't they know the strongest man can cry?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

One thing&#8217;s for sure, fanboy -- you&#8217;ll be the one crying by the time this one's through.


This TV special aired once only at 11:30 pm, has NEVER BEEN RELEASED OFFICIALLY, AND NEVER WILL BE. It is provided for collectors only, as a curioso object. Comes in the beautiful case shown above.

&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.antimattermultiverse.com/files/shops/0000/8622/assets/Superman%20Musical%20DVD.gif&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; alt=&quot;Superman The Musical DVD&quot; style=&quot;padding: 0 50px 0 0;&quot;/&gt; 
*Specifications* &quot;_(Learn what these terms mean)_&quot;:http://www.antimattermultiverse.com/pages/about-our-releases
* Running Time: 100min
* Format: DVD-R
* Language: English
* Subtitles: None
* Video System: NTSC
* Region: 0 _(No Region Protection)_
* Audio quality: 7/10
* Picture quality: 7/10
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