We’re back from the deepest reaches of space and are happy to report that several new releases will be headed your way in the coming months. Look to see E.T. in action as you’ve never seen her before, more Turkish goodness, and more 70s superhero fun :D
The first release will be the 1970s live-action LEGEND OF THE SUPERHEROES!
My fellow Americans… we’ve added the funky live-action 1979 CAPTAIN AMERICA TV Movies to the site. Reb Brown does a fun job as a beefy Cap, though he rides his motorbike a bit too much, and Christopher Lee is great as the villain in the second flick.
The music also rocks.
Captain America 1979 TV Movie
Captain America II: Death Too Soon
To all our devoted servants who have been asking—YES.
We will have it towards the end of September. Our fleshbots are currently constructing a beautiful and transcendent DVD cover for the release. Keep checking this blog for updates on the arrival of this long-awaited addition to our line-up.
EDIT—JLA stands for JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA, for those who were wondering 8) EDIT—It’s HERE!!!!—> JLA 1997 Pilot
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We’ll have it in stock soon! And WITH English subtitles!
*EDIT—It’s here!!! Check out the final cover and details on the Turkish Spider-Man vs. Captain America page
|Just added Superman: The Musical (also known as It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s… Superman!) to the catalogue. This one’s probably the winner for simply the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen. You’ve got this chump, David Wilson, who plays Superman. David’s got a nose and a voice like Stallone, but the body of Doogie Howser. And unfortunately, after this 1975 special, he didn’t get much work (well, an episode of Kojak or Magnum, P.I. here and there). Lois squelches and screeches till you just want to lay the smack on the damn bitch. I’m a gentle man, by the way.
And then there are the songs. Check the clip on the item page for a taste… if you want the full treatment, pick up a copy. I ain’t responsible for what your girlfriend says when she catches you watching this though, bud.
|Hey guys. We’ve just added the 1996 Generation X TV movie to our Mighty Marvel Movies collection. This flick is actually not bad. It was filmed at the same mansion they use in the theatrical X-Men movies. The interaction between the GenX students at the Xavier Institute is done well, and there’s a lot of relationship stuff set up for a series that never came. The special effects are of course cheesy as hell, and Max Headroom starring as the villain seems to be channeling Jim Carrey’s Riddler (which was, in turn, an attempt to ape Frank Gorshen’s immortal rendition of that character). But well worth checking out. The version we’re carrying has a lot of stuff that was dubbed over or just plain cut out in the North American airings. You greasy fanboy lot will get fireworks in your pants from the tide of frequent sexual references and masturbation jokes. And I can’t forget to mention the half-glimpses of sparkly Jubilee-breast.
Enjoy! ...but not too much, please.
|By the end of October, we should be seeing some new stuff. The Generation X TV Movie, Superman: The Musical, and a whole whack of Turkish rip-offs are currently being prepared for release. Watch for them! (Update: Gen X has been released. The Superman Musical and the new Turkish releases are coming mid-Feb)
I’ll leave you guys with an image of the heroic Superman as he appears in the 1975 musical
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